I had a wonderful vacation with family, soaking up the sun with sand between my toes. I swam, built a sand castle, went down the water slide (a lot), met an alligator and ate delicious seafood, to name a few beach delights.
The hotel concierge asked us what we would be doing during our stay, and I said eating a lot of seafood. Her response, "Better be careful, once you get your asses on, it's hard to get your assess off." Life advice comes to us in all forms : )