Campus tour guide: "and this is Lenoir, one of our two dining halls. If I were to take a date here, I'd call it 'len-wah." Yeah, and if I were your date, I'd leave.
Dear Marvin Austin, I liked the blue Louis Vuitton man-purse you had at Sutton's. Does your agent know where I can get one?
Guys, I know you're hot when you're jogging, but please put your shirts back on. My car insurance doesn't cover ogling-related accidents.
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