Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game

I find this game to be too funny:

BEVERAGE OF CHOICE

Drink for five seconds every time someone named Reggie scores a touchdown

Drink for five seconds every time someone named Pierre scores a touchdown
Drink for ten seconds anytime there is a CSI advertisement
Drink for five seconds every time you have a clear view of Drew Brees’ mole
Drink for five seconds every time there is a Budweiser commercial
Drink an additional five seconds if a clydesdale is in the Budweiser commercial
Drink for three seconds any time a white receiver or tight end makes a catch
Drink for five seconds every time Jeremy Shockey celebrates after a catch
Drink for five seconds every time the camera pans to Manning on the sideline
Drink an additional five seconds if he has the “Manning Face”
Drink for five seconds every time the camera shows Archie Manning
Drink for five seconds every time an announcer mentions that Archie Manning used to play for the Saints
Drink for five seconds every time the camera shows Eli Manning
Drink for 20 seconds if Eli and Archie hug
Drink for ten seconds if Peyton Manning and Sean Payton are mentioned in the same sentence
Drink for ten seconds every time Hurricane Katrina is mentioned
Drink for 20 seconds every time Hurricane Katrina footage is shown

Drink for ten seconds should they show Brett Favre’s pick from the NFC championship game
Drink for ten seconds every time Peyton Manning is in a commercial
Drink for five seconds if Curtis Painter gets on camera

SHOTS

Take a shot if the national anthem is longer than two minutes
Take a shot if there is a safety
Take a shot for the first defensive TD, if there is any
Take a shot the first time an announcer mentions that Pierre Garcon is Haitian
Take a shot the first time an announcer mentions that Jonathan Vilma is Haitian
Take a shot if Cooper Manning is mentioned at any point
Take a shot if CBS shows Phil Simms Super Bowl Highlights
Take a shot if Kim Kardashian is shown in the crowd
Take a shot if “The Who” sing Baba O’Reilly (aka Teenage Wasteland) first
Take a shot for every Go Daddy commercial
Take three shots if Curtis Painter enters the game at quarterback

Have fun!!

P.S. The shots should probably be G.T.L, Baby! Gin, Tonic & Lime : )