Kvetch Friday

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

My favorites from the Kvetching Board via The DTH

To my staff member who said, "Erectile Dysfunction is a growing problem." You are amazing.

Last Friday someone kvetched:

Sundress: $50, Ray-Bans: $100, Cowboy boots: $80. Being the epitome of a stereotype: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Daddy's MasterCard.

This Friday someone kvetched back:

To the idiot who thinks my sundresses only cost $50 (where do you shop, Wal-Mart?): Sundress: $500, Ray-Bans: $170, Cowboy Boots $450. Being better than GDIs: PRICELESS. There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Daddy's AMEX... Platinum.

Hey Pirates, I bet our players wouldn't have to cheat if they went to ECU.

You know you're at UNC when as a liberal you say "damn liberals" every time you read letters to the editor.

Dear ladies of McCauley Street: I appreciate your sign expressing your enthusiasm for UNC, but for future reference, "Tar Heels" is not one word. (AMEN to that one!!!!)

To the girl carrying two grocery bags full of toilet paper in Lenoir: The food up there does the same thing to me, but you might want to be more discreet about it.

Oh DTH Kvetching Board... You get me every Friday.